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Jedi Are Kind of Undercover Hipsters, See
Jedi work slowly and at night and stuff. They don’t make flashy moves, but they make the best ones all the same. Jedi don’t trade for Zack Greinke, ‘cause seriously, that’s too mainstream and jedi...
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Fun Facts About Marco Scutaro and Stuff
Look, I know today didn’t go terribly well (understatement of the century? Perhaps.), but if anyone can help these Giants out of the hole they are rapidly slipping into, Marco Scutaro is the one. The...
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Statistics With Too Many Modifiers and Some Helpful Tips for Ryan Dempster
I am a Giants fan, so I am genetically programmed to like low-scoring games. Especially when those low-scoring games feature Madison Bumgarner going eight innings, scoreless, and the offense squeezing...
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OMG, Giants.
The Giants and I had a little texting back-and-forth. It went like this. (My texts are in blue. The Giants texts are in grey.) We beat LA. We swept LA. We took first place from LA. They kind of...
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How Many Slices of Iced Lemon Pound Cake the Dodgers Could Have Gotten
In a shockingly good move for the post-Theo-Epstein Red Sox, they unloaded a lot of players on the Dodgers and then basically laughed all the way to the bank. They got James Loney, ‘cause he’s lonely...
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Yawning Pitchers and People Who Say the NL West is the New AL East
I shouldn’t be feeling this optimistic after a series loss to Arizona. But I am. Partially, probably, because the Dodgers lost last night to San Diego, which is even worse than losing to Arizona. So...
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The San Francisco Giants Cupcake Shop & Café
I started doing yoga in front of the television around the eighth inning. Buster Posey was throwing all these people out and the FOX broadcasters were mispronouncing everyone’s names and it was a tie...
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What the Giants and Haikus and the French Police Have in Common
(There were shadows.) There was Barry Zito being lights-out. (There were shadows.) There was the Giants offense actually, you know, hitting. (There were shadows.) There were the Dodgers being all,...
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I Found Coffee.
Happy vacation from Los Angeles Where Everyone Looks at Me Like, Whoa, Hippie. Speaking of hippies, Tim Lincecum did indeed cut his hair. I think it’s pretty rocking. But my haircut was still more...
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Ladies and Gentleman, Opening Day.
Ladies and gentlemen, Opening Day: (Via @CarmenKiew on Twitter.) It wasn’t exactly the Opening Day we were all hoping for, but it was OPENING DAY so that pretty much made up for it, at least to me....
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